A Spider Under My Belly
I was on the phone with my gay mormon friend years ago while I was pregnant with my first son. While I lounged on the couch, suddenly this gigantic spider crawled up from under my belly. I jumped up screaming, threw the phone down, ripped my clothes off when I couldn’t see where it went, and my gay mormon friend was wondering what in the heck was going on. I never did see where the spider went and it creeps me out when I think about it. When I got back on the phone, I apologized to my friend profusely.
